Memo to all students:
To: All Students!
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work
and productivity from students, it will be our policy to
keep all students well taught through our program
of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your
share of S.H.I.T.
on the course, please see your lecturer.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list,
and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that
you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be
placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL
EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will
have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T.
before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore,
and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.If you are full of S.H.I.T.,
you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE>LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).For students who
are intending to pursue a career in management
and consulting, we will refer you to the department of
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH
EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please
direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau
of Super High IntensityTeaching.
(The D.U.M.B.>S.H.I.T.)
hahas .this is so amusing :D
